Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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