Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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