In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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