is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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