is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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