I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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