Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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