I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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