doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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