Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
