I like to think it a success when the cops are called
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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