so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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