i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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