32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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