just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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