I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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