my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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