all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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