windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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