Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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