You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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