Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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