I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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