Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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