Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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