That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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