I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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