Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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