I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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