i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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