hell yes lets make some ravioli
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
