I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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