she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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