Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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