so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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