In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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