he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Dicks are not precious.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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