I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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