in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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