my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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