Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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