What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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