He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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