that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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