I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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