spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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