i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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