Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
