I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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