can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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