Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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