I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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