Can Purell be used as lube?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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