Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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